This Week's Obsession is the triumphant return of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, gays in Disneyland, lame attempts at celebrity impersonations, and our secret alter egos. In addition, we're retiring to Forks, going on a Choco-Milk Run, raping Las Vegas, and "Purple Drink".

This Week's Obsession is a drinking binge, beer technology, gay german accents, and "Bill Goldberg vs. Darth Vader". FURTHERMORE, there's dentists, the "Vancouver Incident", a Shack of Radios, and MORE BEER!!

This Week's Obsession is an unlikely proposition, literary fraud, "Swine" Flu, and the "Kidney Prenuptial". In addition, there's a gay boxer, the dangers of zombies, Chinese genocide, and an unfortunate lottery.

This Weeks Obsession is the evil World of Warcraft, "Gamer" food, The Ultimate Breast-Rating System, outrunning an airplane, and drinking green beer. ALSO, Middle-School's "wrongful imprisonment" policy, Dogs & Cats, coming-out, left-handed dentists in Seattle, and trolling for prostitutes.

This Weeks Obsession is average movies, Breasts vs. Asses, and the Scottish Caber Toss. We also got 80's icons running for office, Batman's nipples, Left-handed Chinese, "massage parlors", and the age-old question: "Can you punch a lesbian?"